She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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