Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He has the fingertips of a God
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