It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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