she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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