Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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