I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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