Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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