were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
