Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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