I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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