So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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