3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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