So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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