I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you didnt know i had herpes?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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