Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He has the fingertips of a God
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