if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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