Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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