Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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