is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
sex on a bike is impossible
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