No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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