No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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