question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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