i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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