bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My Higher Power is John Stamos
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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