Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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