i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
worst night to have a conscience
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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