Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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