my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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