you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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