just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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