We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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