dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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