Pregnant stripper...not hot.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Your cock deserves a montage
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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