Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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