I need help removing her.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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