Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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