I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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