Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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