My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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