PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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