I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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