Nicole vs. Life
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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