how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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