You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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