well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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