if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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