Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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