in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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