Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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