don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
babies were throwing up all over the place
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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